"A Joint in One Hand, the Koran in the Other"

There's no God but Allah, man! Best quotes:

• "My child will learn to roll joints and smoke at the age of six."
  
  
• "How can you outlaw weed? God orders us to smoke it."
  
  
• "Friends, you can't take away the gun on a Muslim's belt, the horse beneath him or the joint in his hand."

HT: Sullivan.