"I'm So Excited. I'm So... Scared!"

We knew caffeine was dangerous.... But it's what it does on the inside that's most destructive.

He's Man's Best Friend

Found this in the Office of Career Services. (Kidding.)

I Agree with Simon Cowell

If he did roll his eyes at the contestant, he was right. Coming as soon as it did on the heels of obvious criticism, contestant Chris Richardson's sudden shout-out on the Virginia Tech tragedy seems like an attempt to dodge the criticism. And an unseemly one, at that. Richardson had apparently intended to mention it, so it may just be a case of unfortunate timing.... Still, tsk tsk.

Cool!

Science can be neat, man.

Context Is Everything

I seem to remember a darker storyline. But hey, what do I know about romantic comedies?

What a Dressing Down!

Telling it like it is before the useless UN Human Rights Commission.

Reagan's Eloquence

Watch him give a master class.

Some Advice for Kevin Federline

"Courtesy?" "Courtesy." "Courtesy?"

"It's contagious." Catch it!