Friday, March 2, 2007

Booze Haikus – or "Boozkus"

Wish I had some wine
pinot noir, in a bottle
and not on my shirt.

Guinness extra cold
twelve tonight is too many
wait, is that vomit?

I love hefe weiss
don't you stop me, officer
I can drive just fine.


And lastly:

Only Miller Lite?
I don't want your piss water
where's my G & T?

1 comment:

Michael said...

Hmmm...Boozkus two and four sound extremely familiar. Especially Boozku four...